You just made me feel so damn special
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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