Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize
