so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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