and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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