I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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