he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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