At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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