What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Randomize
