We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
