can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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