party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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