I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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