I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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