How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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