I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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