discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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