He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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