let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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