That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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