D3 body, D1 cock
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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