So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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