You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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