Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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