There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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