my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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