I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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