Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
