You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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