So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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