I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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