Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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