I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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