their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Will exercising make me less horny?
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