Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He shit in the fireplace
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