i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I think I sprained my soul last night
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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