I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
well you can't waste a boner
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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