Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
