it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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