You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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