Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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