: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We don't watch enough power rangers
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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