Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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