I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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