We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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