i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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