She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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