Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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