Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
