so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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