I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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